Good afternoon from London everyone.
I’m going to be honest with you – I thought I’d become blog-famous by now.
Okay maybe not famous but have at least a few people chatting with me on here and stuff. I don’t even know how this site works. Is it like a posh version of Twitter? Where you talk about yourself to yourself (like Twitter) but you have to spell correctly and write elaborately?
I’ve posted a couple of blogs so now what? Wait? Blog some more? How do I know if people are actually reading my shit? I don’t want to be talking to myself, I have Twitter for that! Can you add hashtags on this? Okay let me give it a go. Here goes. #Blog
Okay I’ll probably have to wait until I post this to see if I’ve created some kind of link. I’ll either look like a genius or a twat. Let’s have a play with some of the buttons below. I can see the first 3 are; bold, italic and underline. I haven’t fuck*d about with HTML since MySpace! I’m scared if I post I’ll get crazy letters and symbols everywhere so I’ll just leave out using those. Can you swear in here? I’ll censor it whenever I do because I’m nice like that.
I’m guessing the next one is to put a line through your text, because there is a line through some text. Okay next one is to make a link. That could be useful. Then we have quotation marks. Why not just use the symbols on the keyboard? Lazy shi*s. The last one I have no clue. The HTML says “more” or something. Won’t bother with that.
Can anyone help? Help me become more blog savvy? I’m just a Londoner spewing some dribble from my brain at the moment. I’d like to become the Eric Cantona (Enigmatic footballer) of blogging one day.